Looking for a spunky new scent or a bloody fabulous new fragrance? Among the many reasons to wear an eaux, alluring the opposite sex is fairly high on the list. With the launch of Secretions Magnifiques, raunchy perfume company Etat Libre d'Orange brings us the antidote to conventional fragrance.
Inside of this disturbing concoction lies the essence of blood, sweat, saliva, and sperm (along with sandalwood and coconut, too). I've had the profound pleasure of sniffing this olfactory orgasm and I was surprised to find that it doesn’t smell quite as horrible as you’d think. I wouldn't call it pleasant, but it's certainly interesting and well-developed. Hey, I've always been one to give credit where credit is due.
Secretions Magnifiques is currently only being sold in the US at Henri Bendel, where staffers are happy to take phone orders if you don't live in the New York area. Or you could just try to mix up your own juice, but I wouldn't recommend it.
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Agnes B
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sounds nasty
1That's just gross. A spunky new scent, huh? Lol.
2I know it's all about catching the consumer's eye but there's just something about using something with the word 'secretion' in the title that doesn't entice me
3Ew ew ew. Just the word secretions really skeeves me out. And blood, sweat, saliva, and sperm? I shudder to think.
4Hahahaha! So I'd have to run a mile, fall on the way and scrape my knee, pant and drool over some water, and then have sex to recreate the scent, eh?
5Even though it's not "as unpleasant" as I might think... I don't think those are descriptive words for things I want to smell like.
6Ewwwwwwwwwww...
7That sounds like a biohazard!
8But... those are smells we don't usually like!
9A biological and even animal approach to the fragrance/attraction/chemistry process.
I would try to smell it, just for curiosity and fun!
Gross.
10Wow it may smell nice but I'll never know I just got sick a little at the list of notes included
11Hmmm, I don't think I will be smelling this anytime soon. It reminds me of another perfume... I can't remember the name, but it's sold in Europe and supposed to smell like a woman's privates. Ugh I guess some people get turned on by it.
12OK, while I'm always on the hunt for a sexy new scent, there IS a line I'm not willing to cross. And I think this is a good mile on the other side of it.
13retrodoll, are you thinking of Kingdom by Alexander McQueen? I'm really curious about these fragrances. I'd smell them once, just to see.
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