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    Eau No: The 33 Worst Perfume Bottles

    Some perfume bottles are so graceful, so well-designed, that they're like tiny pieces of sculpture to display at your home. And then others, well, aren't. I've rounded up 33 of the ugliest, the silliest, and the all-around bad perfume containers. Be warned — Michael Jackson's holographic bottle is hardly the worst of the bunch.  
     

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    ladyjules79's picture
     
    ladyjules79 [+]

    omg--hysterical "electric youth" i deffinetely had that in 6th grade. it was awful. i thought i was too hot, too.

    and the slug lambada--hysterical, too. that is completely what that looks like.

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 11:16am Report Comment
    aimeeb's picture
     
    aimeeb [+]

    Dear lord...

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 12:40pm Report Comment
    linday_love's picture
     
    linday_love [+]

    i agree

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 1:42pm Report Comment
    nancita's picture
     
    nancita [+]

    I am already excited about this slideshow and I haven't even looked at it yet.

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 2:28pm Report Comment
    AllaWallaBalla's picture
     
    AllaWallaBalla [+]

    Yah...that's pretty bad! The only "MJ" I want on my perfume bottle is Marc Jacobs!

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 4:58pm Report Comment
    i am awesomeness's picture
     
    i am awesomeness [+]

    haha. And I always thought perfume bottles were beautiful, even collectors' items!

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    Wed, 03/26/2008 - 7:00pm Report Comment
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    Manoukia [+]

    I don't get the high end disasters, like Thierry Mugler or JP Gaultier, Alexander McQueen, Donna Karan.

    I didn't expect much anyway from people like JLo, Naomi Campbell or BritBrit, as they don't have a discernible personal style.

    Michael Jackson and Debbie Gibson: beyond awful!

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    Thu, 03/27/2008 - 5:51am Report Comment
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    jnm9jem [+]

    hahaha thats awesome.

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    Thu, 03/27/2008 - 9:03am Report Comment
    fashion4ward's picture
     
    fashion4ward [+]

    I love love is one of my absolute favorites, crap....

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    Thu, 03/27/2008 - 3:21pm Report Comment
    emalove's picture
     
    emalove [+]

    I didn't know Michael Jackson had a fragrance!

    10
    Sun, 03/30/2008 - 8:46am Report Comment
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    AmberHoney [+]

    I just found this and can't wait to view the rest of the collection.

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    Fri, 05/30/2008 - 11:40am Report Comment
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    Roccoco [+]

    Hello Kitty has a fragrance out called Momoberry and the bottle is straight out the 80's!Lol!

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    Mon, 07/28/2008 - 6:02am Report Comment
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    Paws72 [+]

    Well.....sorry, but I actually LIKE it.

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    Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:50pm Report Comment
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    bebemae [+]

    wow I did not even know he had a fragrance out! It is pretty horrible to look at.. and I really wouldn't want his face on my perfume bottle..

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    Mon, 09/01/2008 - 11:21am Report Comment
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    superfoxml [+]

    Yeah these are pretty bad. Exclamation is so cheesy, I remember having it in junior high. But..Electric Youth takes the cake.

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    Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:10am Report Comment
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    allawallaballa I agree with you!

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    Sun, 10/26/2008 - 5:20pm Report Comment
    SKC Sparkle's picture
     
    SKC Sparkle [+]

    Michael Jackson had a perfume? That just makes him scarier!

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    Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:22pm Report Comment
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    almostloli [+]

    hahahhahh good start

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    Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:38am Report Comment

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