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Eau No: The 33 Worst Perfume Bottles

Some perfume bottles are so graceful, so well-designed, that they're like tiny pieces of sculpture to display at your home. And then others, well, aren't. I've rounded up 33 of the ugliest, the silliest, and the all-around bad perfume containers. Be warned — Michael Jackson's holographic bottle is hardly the worst of the bunch.

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ladyjules79 [+]

omg--hysterical "electric youth" i deffinetely had that in 6th grade. it was awful. i thought i was too hot, too.

and the slug lambada--hysterical, too. that is completely what that looks like.

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 11:16am Report Comment

aimeeb [+]

Dear lord...

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 12:40pm Report Comment

linday_love [+]

i agree

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 1:42pm Report Comment

nancita [+]

I am already excited about this slideshow and I haven't even looked at it yet.

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 2:28pm Report Comment

AllaWallaBalla [+]

Yah...that's pretty bad! The only "MJ" I want on my perfume bottle is Marc Jacobs!

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 4:58pm Report Comment

i am awesomeness [+]

haha. And I always thought perfume bottles were beautiful, even collectors' items!

Wed, 03/26/2008 - 7:00pm Report Comment

Manoukia [+]

I don't get the high end disasters, like Thierry Mugler or JP Gaultier, Alexander McQueen, Donna Karan.

I didn't expect much anyway from people like JLo, Naomi Campbell or BritBrit, as they don't have a discernible personal style.

Michael Jackson and Debbie Gibson: beyond awful!

Thu, 03/27/2008 - 5:51am Report Comment

jnm9jem [+]

hahaha thats awesome.

Thu, 03/27/2008 - 9:03am Report Comment

fashion4ward [+]

I love love is one of my absolute favorites, crap....

Thu, 03/27/2008 - 3:21pm Report Comment

emalove [+]

I didn't know Michael Jackson had a fragrance!

Sun, 03/30/2008 - 8:46am Report Comment

AmberHoney [+]

I just found this and can't wait to view the rest of the collection.

Fri, 05/30/2008 - 11:40am Report Comment

Roccoco [+]

Hello Kitty has a fragrance out called Momoberry and the bottle is straight out the 80's!Lol!

Mon, 07/28/2008 - 6:02am Report Comment

Paws72 [+]

Well.....sorry, but I actually LIKE it.

Thu, 08/21/2008 - 1:50pm Report Comment

bebemae [+]

wow I did not even know he had a fragrance out! It is pretty horrible to look at.. and I really wouldn't want his face on my perfume bottle..

Mon, 09/01/2008 - 11:21am Report Comment

superfoxml [+]

Yeah these are pretty bad. Exclamation is so cheesy, I remember having it in junior high. But..Electric Youth takes the cake.

Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:10am Report Comment

fifthdaughter [+]

allawallaballa I agree with you!

Sun, 10/26/2008 - 5:20pm Report Comment

SKC Sparkle [+]

Michael Jackson had a perfume? That just makes him scarier!

Tue, 12/23/2008 - 10:22pm Report Comment

almostloli [+]

hahahhahh good start

Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:38am Report Comment

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