You know who's really underexposed? Paris Hilton. It's almost as though we never see her. Fortunately for her legions of fans, the notoriously press-shy heiress has launched a new website, Paris and Sally, to promote her line of $69.99 hair extensions. It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer, too. Promises of "hotness" (whatever happened to "heat"?) attempt to pique your interest in extensions, and then there's this personal message from Paris:
Everyone should get the chance to be me. That's why I created the world's hottest hair extensions. Choose from ten fabulous shades and you will be a clip away from hotness.
The site is thoroughly and amusingly silly, but if anyone knows extensions, it's Paris. What would it take for you to buy her product?

















Temperley London
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So far, 100% wouldn't go near them! "Everyone should have a chance to be me"???? Is she serious- what I wouldn't give to smack a little smugness off of that girl. This really irks me. Rick and Kathy- you were obviously horrible parents who forgot to teach your child(ren) a bit of humility and respect for others.
1Her whole family disgusts me but she's the worst. It's really funny how she thinks shes gods gift to man and every women want to be like her. We'll, I have news for you Paris sweetheart! They're are much more beautiful women out there that you don't even compare to and some of them are -gasp- normal people!
2I have no desire to become Paris Hilton, so I will not be one of the first people in line. But isn't it sad that there are girls (especially young girls) who really do aspire to be her? I think that's the saddest social commentary of all.
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4That barfing emoticon is very apropos!
I can't give my money to Paris Hilton. I just can't.
5ikes, what does she think of herself, huh?! and kathleen, that was spot-on.
6"Everyone should get the chance to be me"? God forbid - one is one more than enough.
7Meh. I don't know, I don't wear extensions, but if they were a good product I guess I would.
8"Everyone should get the chance to be me." God forbid! 1 Paris is too much!
9I'm a Paris Hater
10"everyone should get the chance to be me" ? no thanks, i'd rather continue living my life without having to fill a prescription to valtrex, without being a drug addict, and without having to live with the fact that i killed my "beloved" pets like this twat has done.
11I have no interest in extensions in the first place. If I ever bought any, I would really prefer something not associated with her. And her "Everyone should get a chance to be me" comment makes her product sound even less desirable. Sorry, but I could make a list of people I rather be like. And I'm not even really a Paris hater. Recently I'm just completely indifferent to her. I think it's really sad girls actually want to be like her though.
12I think that i have sworn off extensions for the next millenia. After this train wreck wears hers, does she donate them to scientific research???
13Hmmm, if I really wanted a chance to be Paris, I'd take her lip gloss and her money and leave the hair!
14Yeah, I wish I could be a spoiled, STD carrying animal killer.
15I don't wear extensions, my hairs already long as it is. But if I were in the market and these were good quality, then why not? That comment she made is pretty off putting though. Was she trying to be funny, or does she seriously think everyone wants to look like her? I never found her that attractive anyway.
16I'm not sure if that was a good move for Sally to pair up with Paris. I have 2 sets of the 14 inch clip-in remy extentions Sally sells (by Euronext) and just love them. I can have layers without cutting my below-waist hair. They are less expensive than Paris's so I imagine you are paying for the name (no thanks).
17I wouldn't use them as toilet paper.
18eww why would i buy her products she just probably going to keep the money for future bot-ox or a "that's hot" foundation the only good thing about her that I know of is that she likes animals that girl is ridiculous
19Oh and where did she get the idea she had great hair ??
20Some photog from TMZ probably told her she had great hair.
21Gaaahhhh. No way would I wear her hair extensions. I don't like extensions generally, but adding the Paris Hilton name just makes them even more unappealing. I can see this line going straight down the toilet.
22The last option - the bloodthirsty dog one
23Am I the only one that would buy them? Sure, I don't care for the girl as much as the next guy. But if the weave is good, I'm bitin, ya'll. Its hard for me to find decent clip-ins, so if they're of good quality, I'll definitely splurge.
24"Even if a pack of bloodthirsty dogs would attack me otherwise, I would not buy these."
And even if a pack of bloodthirsty dinosaurs were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty woolly mammoths were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty sabertooth tigers were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty lions were chasing a pack of bloodthirsty dogs who would eventually attack me...neverrrrrrrr.
25I don't think I'd wear extensions that any celebrity endorsed. It just cheapens the product and seems desperate. Paris always has horrible extensions too so why would you want to look like her?
26Someone would have to have a weapon near my throat for me to buy these awful extensions.
27I am afraid I might catch the self-obsessed twat disease
28I thought on buy those but It's not human hair, so you can't do anything to it
29Why so much hatin' on Paris??
I don't need/want hair extensions, but if they're good quality, I can see them being popular for women who DO want extensions. Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist Ken Paves sell hair extensions too, just on HSN.
30maybe if I was paid...
31although she has no talent what so ever, if there were good reviews on this product, I MIGHT sample it...At first I didn't see the "Everyone wants to be me" or whatever, but oh my god she is soo...smug-glish! Thank god most of her would-be fortune is being given to charity-that way other people can have a chance to eat and not use her hair extensions...which look cheap to me btw
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