Oh, look out! These boots might look like Uggs, but they're Bootie Pies [1] ($128), a style of boot designed particularly for winter pedicures. The idea is to slip your pre-polished feet into the boots, then push the front flap down when it's time for lacquer application. Unlike pedicure socks [2], they'll keep you roasty-toasty during the cold months.

Both my thriftiness and aversion to Ugg-like footwear make me scratch my head at these things, and my sophomoric sense of humor thinks "Bootie Pie" sounds like a poopy dessert. But for pampered people in polar places, they might be pedicure perfection. Would you wear them?