The Beauty Brains turned me on (heh) to a new fragrance called Vulva Original ($30). Yep, Vulva. According to the website—which is definitely not safe for work—Vulva Original is "not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent." Well, okay, then! Glad we cleared that up.
Vulva Original is said to smell like its namesake, and its "milky" scent is said to stimulate pheromones. In a weird way, I'm curious: Is Vulva Original based on one woman's scent? Or is it an amalgamation of many? There's only one way to find out, but I'm not that curious. If you are, you can order the Original scent—or hold out for Vulva Eighteen or Vulva Exotic. Or you can sit here in Weirded-Out Corner with me...
Stila
melissa
Fornarina
I'm in the corner with you Bella 
1More like Vulgar. Ahhh, tell me when I can come out!!
2why, oh why did I go to that site- my eyes. Is this meant for women or men. Let's Make that Very Vulgar- por homme
3**Puke Alert**
4why oh why
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*shudder*
7Oh yeah, I am in the weirded out corner for sure on this one! Ewwww gross!
8Haha.It's funny what people do to make some money.It will surely
9sell mainly because women now a days are even going for vaginal reconstruction.So,they are going to make it.Theres alot of women out there that will fall for it.
Wow, that's a new one! Can you imagine going into Sephora and asking to "have a sample of Vulva"?
And "Vulva Eighteen"...how pervy
10oh so very strange
11Eeeeeew!
12Vulva 18?!?! Ew! Gross!
13I'll be sitten in the corner also. lol! ha ha ha! How weired. It's sounds disgusting.
14interesting...
15Ew. Just ew.
16Perverts. Did you see the guy on the website, sniffing it? Freaking hilarious.
17I think you are going to have quite the party in the weirded out corner - I running there now
18I figure this is being marketed to men, but then I wonder, would women be even remotely interested in the opposite? I, for one, would not line up to buy Testicles Original, but maybe I'm a prude?
19hahaha this is just way too weird! I can't really imagine wanting to smell like a vagina...
20Bella, women wouldn't need to pay - there are plenty of guys who'd line up to give us a sniff! EEEWWWWW!!!
21Yeah, make room in the corner for me, but first let me dip my laptop in a bucket of antiseptic after visiting that site. They are doing/showing too much!!
22*joins everyone in the corner*
23haha bella. seriously though- i want to know who was sitting around one day and thought hey i know what would be a brilliant thing to sell!
24Hmm...I can't think of anything to say other than WEIRD!!! I do agree that women wouldn't want Eau De Testicles, can you imagine? Wow!
25Ew, and it says its organic...yuck, I must get these thoughts out of my head!
26Oh dear god. I'm so in the Weirded Out Corner with you Bella. Make that Weirded and SO Creeped Out Corner... XP
27wow-- this had to have been thought up my a man
2829
Make room for me in the corner! How do things like this make it to market?
30My eyes!
The goggles, they do nothing!
31Wow, this corner we're all hiding in sure is crowded!! Thank Gawd we all took showers, so that none of us smell like,,,um..that..perfume...
32I would definately say that this product was made for men, and pretty much men only, which is why the website is basically porn and nothing more -- marketing with porn! Actually, nothing new there.. sex has always been a huge marketing tool, we're just used to it being toned WAYYYYYYYYYYY down... us prudes in the u.s.a, that is.. other countries walk nude on the beach (i'll pass on that one, thanks very much!)... Personally, I think this is for all those realllyy desperate men who can't get a woman for whatever their reasons are (looks, personality, etc.).. now they can have scratch-n-sniff fantasties or can have smell-a-vision while they watch porn!
33How sorry do you feel for the perfume-snipers who are going to be charged with the unsavory duty of spritzing out samples? Oh, the thought alone is enough to send me back into the hiding corner....
34The video says you're just supposed to put it on the back of your hand and enjoy the smell.
I'll pass. But what a funny website. I'm so immature sometimes.
35... the logo... >.<</p> 36
This kills me.
I think because it's just so ridiculous.
37whoever thought this was a good idea should be fired!
38sorry but WHAT THE f*ck.
39that logo is sick too.
40Who ever came up with this idea must have been smoking something...right?
How are they going to put those product posters up to advertise?
Curiosity got the better of me, now I feel the need to bathe in disinfectant...and find the person who invented this and give them the bleach and wire brush treatment...
41Oh erlack! I sure won't be buying this.
42NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
43I'm going to just hang out in that corner...
44And you would wanna smell like your netherregions.....why, exactly?
ew, I just wonder how they were able to recreate the scent.......or who thought it would be a good idea.
I wanted to go on the site to see how ridiculous the ads are......but I don't think I will.
45NAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTYYY!
46NAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTYYY!
47wow. uh..interesting? i know i am well over 18 but when it came time for me to click the box i really questioned whether i was old enough to be looking at this, i feel dirty!
48that video is priceless hehe
49Wow. That's grosstacular.
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