Well, fly me to Rome and put me on a Segway, Lauren's gone home. Our wee punk rocker just couldn't ditch the Crass for Cover Girl in last night's episode of Top Model. Am I the only one appalled by these girls' shoddy attempts at the Cover Girl commercial? By now, it's predictable: You go to the foreign country, you do the commercial in another language. Why don't these girls think ahead? A smart girl would recognize the pattern and practice, right? Where is Elyse Sewell when you need her? So many questions — and a few more for you, when you take this beauty quiz.
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