Bad Beauty Advice

When "going out" means different things to different people. From Anonymous:

I told her [a makeup artist] I was going out that night. She must've immediately thought that meant I was going to a rave in LA or something, because she made me look like an acrobat from Cirque du Soleil. For mascara, she turned the wand vertically and clumped together my lashes into about four or five little bunches on each eye. I looked like I had spiders crawling out my eyelids.

Source: Flickr User bredgur