These Titillating Beauty Tools Deserve a XXX Rating

The vibrator disguised as a lipstick gained popularity for its discreet packaging. We just might mistake this tube of Guerlain Le Rouge Lip Color ($53) for our other bullet if we packed them both.

GlamGlow Poutmud Fizzy Lip Set ($39, available this September at Sephora) comes with two silver globes that remind us a lot of Ben Wa balls from 50 Shades of Grey. These orbs will give you a smoother pout, but you'll have to get the real deal for a Kegel-strengthening workout.

Silicone nubs are a feature usually reserved for adult stores, but this Sigma Beauty Brush Cleaning Glove ($39) uses a similar texture to clean your makeup brushes. We won't judge if you find other uses for this hand-shaped massager.

A twist of this Travalo Refillable Perfume Spray ($13) cap reveals a portable fragrance container — not ahh-inducing vibrations. But you can interpret it as you wish.

Tigi Bed Head After-Party Smoothing Cream ($21) wins the award for most scandalous packaging. The pink, phallus-shaped tube is sure to attract a woman's eye while cruising the hair aisle. The product inside actually does a bang-up job at fighting frizz, too.

The controls on the Foreo Luna Sonic Cleanser ($199) amp up the pulsations, but these aren't the feel-good vibrations you're thinking. The sonic movements actually help stimulate the skin so that antiaging is one less worry.

Nipple pasties or lip mask? The Kiss Kiss Lovely Lip Patch ($15) walks a fine line between the two. Korean beauty girls use these gel masks to combat laugh lines.

Comparing the Nume Lustrum 5-Barrel Curling Iron ($148) to a dildo is just too easy! The wand comes with five different attachments, making it easy to customize for your personal pleasure. Our favorite? The bubbled wave option, of course.

NuFace Trinity Facial Toning Device ($325) was created to stimulate your body — just not down there. This handheld device sends electronic currents through the skin to help tighten your complexion. We can imagine a few other uses for those tentacles. . .

The next time you and your significant other decide to play hide-and-seek in the sheets request this Iluminage Skin Illuminating Eye Mask ($35). This blindfold is actually a made with copper fibers that remedy puffy eyes while you sleep. Tip: it works if you don't plan to get any shut eye, as well.