2009 was a pretty scandalous year in all regards, and that includes the beauty industry. Photoshop got banned in Britain, famed corporations went under, spa services were declared carcinogenic, and a mysterious gang of Peruvians may or may not have been murdering people for their fat and selling it to cosmetics companies. Yep, it was a wild year. So fasten your seat belt, suspend your disbelief, and read on.