Turns out David Beckham is hilarious in addition to being hot like a cinnamon Altoid. He was recently a guest on Ellen, where he agreed to pretend to be an employee at a Target store, spritz people with his latest cologne, and yell whatever Ellen told him to say. The results are perhaps the best beauty-related candid camera antics ever. David A) sounds adorably like the Geico gecko, B) is obviously David Beckham, and C) can't always hear what Ellen is telling him over his concealed ear piece, so he constantly says absurd things that are only vaguely similar to what he was supposed to be saying. If you value your future happiness, you'll watch this clip.