The infomercial world has experienced a void since the untimely passing of Billy Mays, so now we have this guy with another fantastic product called Aspray. Lucky us. The A stands for ass, apparently, because one of its many merits is its ability to destroy butt odor. "I got odors in special places," reads an anonymous testimonial. Don't we all. Despite doing some sleuthing, I couldn't find out what's in the "100% natural, chemical-free, fragrance-free" formula. Not sure I want to find out.