Eau No: The 33 Worst Perfume Bottles

March 26, 2008

Some perfume bottles are so graceful, so well-designed, that they're like tiny pieces of sculpture to display at your home. And then others, well, aren't. I've rounded up 33 of the ugliest, the silliest, and the all-around bad perfume containers. Be warned — Michael Jackson's holographic bottle is hardly the worst of the bunch.

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26 Comments

3 years 9 weeks

Lol.. Michael Jackson wouldn't even wear holographic or any of these on here... Nor would any celebrity, these are all just plain awful! Lol... I'd be willing to bet the Debbie Gibson wouldn't be caught dead in Electric Youth.... just funny stuff.

almostloli 4 years 19 weeks

hahahhahh good start

almostloli 4 years 19 weeks

hahahhahh good start

SKC Sparkle 4 years 21 weeks

Michael Jackson had a perfume? That just makes him scarier!

fifthdaughter 4 years 29 weeks

allawallaballa I agree with you!

superfoxml 4 years 37 weeks

Yeah these are pretty bad. Exclamation is so cheesy, I remember having it in junior high. But..Electric Youth takes the cake.

Shi Rox 4 years 37 weeks

wow I did not even know he had a fragrance out! It is pretty horrible to look at.. and I really wouldn't want his face on my perfume bottle..

Paws72 4 years 39 weeks

Well.....sorry, but I actually LIKE it.

Paws72 4 years 39 weeks

Well.....sorry, but I actually LIKE it.

Roccoco 4 years 42 weeks

Hello Kitty has a fragrance out called Momoberry and the bottle is straight out the 80's!Lol!

AmberHoney 4 years 51 weeks

I just found this and can't wait to view the rest of the collection.

emalove 5 years 7 weeks

I didn't know Michael Jackson had a fragrance!

fashion4ward 5 years 8 weeks

I love love is one of my absolute favorites, crap....

jnm9jem 5 years 8 weeks

hahaha thats awesome.

jnm9jem 5 years 8 weeks

hahaha thats awesome.

Manoukia 5 years 8 weeks

I don't get the high end disasters, like Thierry Mugler or JP Gaultier, Alexander McQueen, Donna Karan. I didn't expect much anyway from people like JLo, Naomi Campbell or BritBrit, as they don't have a discernible personal style. Michael Jackson and Debbie Gibson: beyond awful!

Manoukia 5 years 8 weeks

i am awesomeness 5 years 8 weeks

haha. And I always thought perfume bottles were beautiful, even collectors' items!

AllaWallaBalla 5 years 8 weeks

Yah...that's pretty bad! The only "MJ" I want on my perfume bottle is Marc Jacobs!

nancita 5 years 8 weeks

I am already excited about this slideshow and I haven't even looked at it yet.

linday_love 5 years 8 weeks

i agree

linday_love 5 years 8 weeks

i agree

aimeeb 5 years 8 weeks

Dear lord...

aimeeb 5 years 8 weeks

Dear lord...

ladyjules79 5 years 8 weeks

omg--hysterical "electric youth" i deffinetely had that in 6th grade. it was awful. i thought i was too hot, too.and the slug lambada--hysterical, too. that is completely what that looks like.