Ah, college — those sweet, sweet days of living under a pile of dubiously "clean" clothing and letting stuff stay in the fridge until it deliquesced. With those fond educational memories in mind, if you've got an endearingly messy high schooler on your graduation gift list this year, may we suggest Stinky Dorm ($34), a kit full of all-natural odor neutralizers? It comes with two jars that suck stench from the air, as well as a spot spray for any particularly gross patches a bright young scholar might encounter.
It may be less exciting than an iPod Shuffle, but it'll probably wind up being a whole lot more useful. By the end of first semester, most students are grateful for a care package full of new socks and Febreze, and there's no doubt your gift will go to good use and be well appreciated. Plus, it's all natural, so even the greenest freshman will be happy to use it to get the funk out.