Forget Botox. Try Bochox Instead.

If there's a frown on your face, forget about Botox. Instead, go for Bochox ($5) — a chocolate bar that promises to reduce frown lines instantly. OK, so this product is a bit of a tease (check out the "not to be taken seriously" disclaimer). But it's bound to cause a laugh, which does indeed reduce frown lines. Plus, it's made of dark chocolate, which is rich in age-fighting antioxidants. So while you can't expect to avoid aging, a little bit of chocolate might not hurt.