I had so much fun perusing Flickr for unintentionally wacky beauty salon signs  last time, I decided to look for more. Whether it's a waxing establishment with an oddly-worded offer or a grocery store aisle marker with a humorous assortment of goods, these beauty-related signs got a little lost in translation.
Source: Flickr User House Of Sims 
US Marines Beauty Nails
The few, the proud . . . the manicurists?
Source: Flickr User AndWat 
Seasonal Toilet Rolls
When plain old quilted just isn't fancy enough.
Source: Flickr User Cantabrigensis 
I bet this particular Brazilian is an excellent waxer.
Source: Flickr User gary j wood 
We Kindly Request . . .
You shower in a place where a drainage system actually exists.
Source: Flickr User JOE MARINARO 
Love the creativity, but I have to question their ability to create symmetry on the face. (Also, is that a chalice?)
Source: Flickr User debaird™ 
Porn Beauty Salon
Source: Flickr User ClevelandSGS 
Unisex Bridal Saloon
Where male brides go for a pint.
Source: Flickr User God is all over 
Back Foot Waxing Rub
Now how does this all work, again?
Source: Flickr User " rel="nofollow"> TheTruthAbout . . . 
You mean we could look like a cyclops forever?
Source: Flickr User meaduva 
Flea Market Hair Style
Here's your chance to get the perfect flea market style.
Source: Flickr User " rel="nofollow">House Of Sims