This Guy Really, Really Hates Body Hair

According to (inaccurate, unfair) stereotypes, the French just love hairy legs. Not so, says prankster Rémi Gaillard, who holds such a serious grudge against fuzz that he heads to the tiny town of Poil — that's French for "body hair" — in an attempt to eradicate it. How do you say "hijinks ensue" en français?