Name Kate Gosselin's Haircut!

Name Kate Gosselin's Haircut! Although everyone's focusing on accusations of infidelity within the Kate and Jon Gosselin household, let's turn to more pressing questions. First of all, how would reality television stars who author books and have eight children possibly have time for affairs, and — most importantly — what the hell kind of haircut is Kate sporting? Seriously, it needs a name. What should we call it?