Toast, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: 1) Thy crunchiness, which is passing fair, 2) Thy toothsome butteriness, 3) Thy ambrosial sweetness when adorned with jam, 4) etc., onwards ad infinitum. Suffice it to say, I have a thing for toast. That's why I was extremely excited to see one of my favorite foods made over into a bunch of (almost) disturbingly realistic soaps. They have all the intoxicating lure of the original, without the crumbs. Can you guess which of the following are actual pieces of toast, and which are clever washroom impostors? Take the quiz to find out.