Scent of A... Well, You Can Figure Out The Rest


The Beauty Brains turned me on (heh) to a new fragrance called Vulva Original ($30). Yep, Vulva. According to the website—which is definitely not safe for work—Vulva Original is "not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent." Well, okay, then! Glad we cleared that up.

Vulva Original is said to smell like its namesake, and its "milky" scent is said to stimulate pheromones. In a weird way, I'm curious: Is Vulva Original based on one woman's scent? Or is it an amalgamation of many? There's only one way to find out, but I'm not that curious. If you are, you can order the Original scent—or hold out for Vulva Eighteen or Vulva Exotic. Or you can sit here in Weirded-Out Corner with me...

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