Scent of A... Well, You Can Figure Out The Rest

August 13, 2007

The Beauty Brains turned me on (heh) to a new fragrance called Vulva Original ($30). Yep, Vulva. According to the website—which is definitely not safe for work—Vulva Original is "not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent." Well, okay, then! Glad we cleared that up.

Vulva Original is said to smell like its namesake, and its "milky" scent is said to stimulate pheromones. In a weird way, I'm curious: Is Vulva Original based on one woman's scent? Or is it an amalgamation of many? There's only one way to find out, but I'm not that curious. If you are, you can order the Original scent—or hold out for Vulva Eighteen or Vulva Exotic. Or you can sit here in Weirded-Out Corner with me...

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lula29 5 years 39 weeks

I don't even have words for this. WTF? I can't even . . . I just . . . huh? I need to join y'all in the corner.

lula29 5 years 39 weeks

I don't even have words for this. WTF? I can't even . . . I just . . . huh? I need to join y'all in the corner.

Talldiva45 5 years 40 weeks

I am in the corner shivering and wondering what's next....I mean really!!!

goofynewf 5 years 40 weeks

What is that scent you are wearing? Why, it it's Vulvar! That is just not right.

emmad18 5 years 40 weeks

That's f**king hillarious!!! It doesn't gross me out because it's just too funny :ROTFL:

Jennifer_2sugar 5 years 40 weeks

OH. MY. GOD. :o Why did I click the link!!!???? Stupid me!!! :evil:

jen22 5 years 40 weeks

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! My stomach just turned. Yuck!!!!! :(

GiggleSugar 5 years 40 weeks

Umm, uh, huh, wha, gha!

Maria126 5 years 40 weeks

strange, very strange.........

rocknrollmaw 5 years 40 weeks

hahah WEIRD!!! I"m in the corner thats packed full over there. Yeah who really thought of this??

rocknrollmaw 5 years 40 weeks

hahah WEIRD!!! I"m in the corner thats packed full over there. Yeah who really thought of this??

MiyabiNa 5 years 40 weeks

I'll...sit in that corner with you bella LOL Plus, why would i need another persons pheromone stimulant for my own ish? Shouldn't mind be enough? LMAO.

MiyabiNa 5 years 40 weeks

I'll...sit in that corner with you bella LOLPlus, why would i need another persons pheromone stimulant for my own ish? Shouldn't mind be enough? LMAO.

t and co 5 years 40 weeks

Thanks, but...No thanks? I'll join you all in the corner. Yuck, I feel so violated.

t and co 5 years 40 weeks

Thanks, but...No thanks? I'll join you all in the corner. Yuck, I feel so violated.

Babyboop1983 5 years 40 weeks

Gross!

Babyboop1983 5 years 40 weeks

Gross!

LyzzNY 5 years 40 weeks

p.u.

LyzzNY 5 years 40 weeks

p.u.

PrincessAmes 5 years 40 weeks

I think I just threw up in my mouth

studio524 5 years 40 weeks

Count me among the Wierded Out.

CestLaVie 5 years 40 weeks

I thought the post said ..."but I'm not that clitoris".... ha ha, how appropriate! Def. a weird concept to add "natural scent" down there.... no thanks, I'll stick with my own!

barbara 24 5 years 40 weeks

I'm curious...aren't you guys at least tempted to smell it? I mean, just simple little kid curiousity? Even if it does smell like ass! Honestly, though, who wants to smell like a giant vagina? We buy products to mask that smell. Maybe this company agrees you should go without wearing deodorant, too. You know, because our armpits create pheromones! Let's just not bathe or wash ourselves and we can go around smelling like wild animals. Guys just love that. Maybe they get turned on by the smell of poop, too. It's natural!

barbara 24 5 years 40 weeks

I'm curious...aren't you guys at least tempted to smell it? I mean, just simple little kid curiousity? Even if it does smell like ass! Honestly, though, who wants to smell like a giant vagina? We buy products to mask that smell. Maybe this company agrees you should go without wearing deodorant, too. You know, because our armpits create pheromones! Let's just not bathe or wash ourselves and we can go around smelling like wild animals. Guys just love that.Maybe they get turned on by the smell of poop, too. It's natural!

DCStar 5 years 40 weeks

Do you put it on...down there??? I mean, wash all you want but you still have a natural scent of your own. Why would you put another woman's scent down there?

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