Here we have Maxine, pictured on Hallmark's You're a Priceless Friend ecard ($1). To get her dry-witted, old lady-style, section your hair by creating a u-shaped parting from the temples to crown. Secure by making a ponytail on top of the head. For the sides, simply part the hair right down the middle in the back, creating two pigtails (one on each side) at the sides of the head. Next, curl sections of each ponytail, pin them down to create faux curls, break up the curl with your fingers, and spray with silver dye for the ultimate finish.