I thought my crush on Rich from Fourfour could not get any deeper, but the man keeps proving me wrong. (Yes, I know he's gay and partnered, but I challenge you to not adore the guy. Impossible.) This time around, he's made a one-two punch by combining my cat-lady tendencies with my love/hate relationship with Top Model. In this gripping interview, Rich's famous cat Winston interviews runner-up Allison Harvard about her art, that monstrous weave, and some other stuff that's totally bananas. Love Rich, love Winston, love Creepy-Chan.