Salons often come up with punny names. In Minneapolis, it's Curl Up and Dye. In my hometown, it was The Clipper Ship. And in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, there's Hair A Juku — a seemingly intentional, if mispronounced, allusion to Tokyo's trendy Harajuku district. While I genuinely love a good pun, some of these (The Mane Event!) are just terrible. What's the corniest salon name you've ever encountered?