What Would It Take For You to Buy Paris's Hair?

You know who's really underexposed? Paris Hilton. It's almost as though we never see her. Fortunately for her legions of fans, the notoriously press-shy heiress has launched a new website, Paris and Sally, to promote her line of $69.99 hair extensions. It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer, too. Promises of "hotness" (whatever happened to "heat"?) attempt to pique your interest in extensions, and then there's this personal message from Paris:

Everyone should get the chance to be me. That's why I created the world's hottest hair extensions. Choose from ten fabulous shades and you will be a clip away from hotness.

The site is thoroughly and amusingly silly, but if anyone knows extensions, it's Paris. What would it take for you to buy her product?