Princess Leia

Want to be as smooth as Billy Dee Williams? Or as uncomfortable as Carrie Fisher? Well, you're now luckier than a bounty hunter at the Mos Eisley cantina, thanks to these Star Wars fragrances. You can choose between the Eau Lando cologne ($40) or the unfortunately named Slave Leia perfume ($40), depending on whether you'd rather hand Han Solo over to Boba Fett or get all up in his business.

Are these the best fragrances in a galaxy far, far away? I'm going to guess not, but the packaging is so good. Lando's cape looks like a felt Barbie costume I would have made when I was 6, and Slave Leia's bottle chain is pure camp. So much fun. Would you consider buying one of these babies, or are you waiting for Salacious Crumb to get his due?

As one of the many who's over the Halloween-as-opportunity-to-dress-trashy trend, I'd never push an ultrarevealing Halloween costume. Unless, of course, it's revealing for authenticity's sake, as is the case with the Holy Grail of sexy geek outfits: the Princess Leia gold bikini.

This handmade costume from Etsy pulls out all the stops, including making the metal-look bikini "top" out of sculpted clay and wire. It's $295 for the whole thing, which is pretty crazy for a costume, but if you're wearing this, you're already pulling out all the stops.

Sure, it's a bit early to be talking about Halloween, but if it's one of your favorite holidays (like it is for me), it's never to early to plan a truly knock-'em-dead Halloween costume.