Another season of America's Next Top Model has come and gone, and I have to say I'm a little sad to see it go. Sure, it wasn't my favorite cycle. Sure, it was mostly a bore. But I grew to like some of the final three, namely Allison ("Jealous"). Per usual, the finale didn't have much spark, but I loved seeing the girls walk the catwalk and a little mud wrestling (is that what it was?) never hurt Read more

Welcome to the jungle. They've got fun and games. They have everything you want . . . except not for Celia, who is a total fossil at the ripe old age of 25. (I'm amazed the judges didn't tell her to go find a Depends campaign.) Before saying "see ya" to Celia, I was paying attention to the beauty details of last night's episode. Were you? Photo courtesy of The CW Take the Quiz Read more

Here's the question I often want to ask the models on this show: When it's time for the go-sees, why don't you ditch the slow-moving car and take the subway? Public transit is almost always faster than crawling through a city by car. Won't somebody learn her lesson already? Sheesh. Anyway, were you paying attention to last night's episode, my precious? See if you spotted the beauty details that I Read more

As the girls explore Brazil, Top Model reaches new heights of cultural insensitivity by having the models create a Carmen Miranda scene while posing in the favelas — shanty towns — of São Paulo. Sigh. Natalie took off, the rest of the contestants created snoozy drama, and sadly, the hair and makeup may have been the most interesting things about this episode. See if you were paying Read more

OK, I know that models are supposed to be ridiculously underweight, but boy, did the judges handle London's slight weight gain poorly. (London is a recovering bulimic. Be like Otis Redding and try a little tenderness, guys.) At least the campiness returned in some form. (Brazil nuts!) See if you can remember the beauty-related details from last night's episode, and London, if you're reading... Read more

You know who has a lot to do with fashion and acting? Clay Aiken! Or not. Love the guy, but not even he could save this episode of ANTM from being a snooze. While the girls stumbled over their commercial line-reading (even with a teleprompter!), I shoveled chocolate into my mouth and futilely hoped for more drama. No dice, but I did take note of a few beauty tidbits. Were you paying attention? Read more

It's official: This cycle of Top Model was filmed on location in Snoozeville, USA. As much as I love this guilty-pleasure show, I find this season incredibly boring. Where's the camp? The kooky characters? Even the smallest semblance of energy? Zzz. If you weren't falling asleep during last night's episode, take this quiz to test your beauty recall. Photo courtesy of The CW Take the Quiz Read more