Last night was totally OMG-worthy, except for the creepy Bart's ghost bits. I was a little worried for Chuck's sanity there, but now that his mom is probably alive (in a General Hospital-worthy twist), well, things should get even more exciting. Everybody looked gorgeous last night, and a lot more natural than we've been used to seeing them recently. Could you discern what beauty products they Read more

Even though the tryptophan's already worn off for those of us not made of celluloid, for our favorite Upper East Siders, turkey day rolled around just last night. It was a very special episode, with lots of family, booze, making out, and absurd fighting, all orchestrated to my second-favorite Imogen Heap song. So, you know, a regular Thanksgiving. Were you left slack-jawed by all the Read more

Yay Gaga! Otherwise, though, this episode was sad on so many levels. No one is loved, and everyone except Chuck and Rufus has apparently lost the ability to be funny. Good thing they look so pretty, no? You were probably bored to tears by the episode (except for the end, of course), so I'm thinking you'll do well this week. Can beauty redeem a sucky plot line? Take the quiz and see. Photo Read more

Yes, Vanessa, you did just do that. And it was gross, doll. Everyone was dumb this episode, especially when it comes to relationships. And what was that whole lost weekend thing? Anyway, even I had a hard time seeing past all the mushy breaking up and heating up that was going on, but did you? Take my quiz and see just how impervious you are to melodrama. Photo courtesy of The CW Take the Quiz Read more

Say it ain't so, S and B! I doubt that Serena and Blair's friendship is actually over, but it'll probably take at least another 10 episodes before they reconcile. Everyone's on the outs these days, but at least they all look fabulous (Nate is at his cutest when he's brooding, no?). There were also a couple of big "mysteries" this episode, but the most mystifying thing to me was Serena's braid, Read more

Whoa, there, Serena. I love that star barrette you're wearing, but you best slow your roll. Seriously, last night's episode was pretty ridiculous for a number of reasons, not the least of which was the tongue-in-cheek Endless Knights bodice-ripping. On the other hand, though, the hair and makeup at the speakeasy were divine. Were you too busy watching Jenny act like a juvenile in the worst sense Read more

So. Everyone on the show is a jerk. Last night, I was so embarrassed for Blair that I had to hide my head in the couch cushions for a minute. This episode was hard on almost all the characters, even Lily, whose sad pep talk was the kind of thing that goes down in the too-honest-parenting hall of fame. On the other hand, the show was full of hilarious beauty moments. Were you too distracted by the Read more

Poor Carter! And yes, Georgina, you horrid trollop, it most definitely was a great wedding. Have a nice time in Belarus! Besides some of the wildest styling of the season so far, this episode had some of the most dramatic beauty moments (I just lurve it when people get dressed up). Were you too caught up in all the tawdry scheming and pretty people playing kissy-face to notice the really Read more

Is it just me, or was Chuck Bass for reals creepy last night? Between stroking his chin lasciviously over Little J and saying enigmatic things about DUMBO, the Chuckster was at least certainly on a very smarmy roll. Luckily, this episode also had a ton of great beauty moments to focus on, and a tear-filled, crazy-eyes guest appearance by one Tyra Banks, who seems to be planning a one-woman Read more

Eep! Turns out Bree is a lot more cruel and unusual than she first appeared to be. Between her and Georgina, the season is undoubtedly going to get nastier. I'm glad Chuck and Blair aren't breaking up; their respective evils make them perfect for one another, as Serena suggested. With everything that happened this ep, were you looking at the style? I saw a lot of just off the runway going on, but Read more