Nov 05, 2009 -
Oh boy, Marisa Miller! Swimsuits! Can you contain your excitement?
- 5 Comments
Oct 29, 2009 -
Oh boy. Where to begin with last night's episode? I appreciate Tyra's attempt to educate the girls on Hawaiian history, and huzzah for highlighting different cultural blends, but what a misguided idea for a photo shoot!
- 8 Comments
Oct 29, 2009 -
It's no secret that America's Next Top Model is the show we hate to love and love to hate. As much as we get a kick out of the clever photo shoots — and there are many, don't get us wrong — we can't help but think that some are not so great. Whether the concept is just over-the-top cheesy or horrifyingly misguided, these 15 are the ones that make us cringe, cry, and cover our eyes.
- 4 Comments
Oct 22, 2009 -
My favorite Top Model (say that in autotune!) episodes are the ones that force the girls to shoot commercials. None will ever be as hilarious as Dominique's ("Brazilia!") or Jade's (fabulous!), but still, it's entertainment. Poor Laura stumbled over her lines due to her dyslexia, but wasn't it satisfying to see Erin's hubris blow up in her face?
- 7 Comments
Oct 15, 2009 -
Ah, what a visual treat: good ol' noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker. Sad to say, seeing him smile with his eyes (I refuse to use Tyra's made-up word for that) was one of the high points of this so-so episode. With the exception of adorkable Laura and her embarrassing "hood-rat" accent, the models didn't do many thrilling things.
- 5 Comments
Oct 08, 2009 -
Yes! Looks like Top Model is back to its amusing glory. This episode had it all: Mr. Jay in clown makeup, Benny Ninja in shades, Lil Mama calling out things like "Hit it, boys!"
- 2 Comments
Oct 01, 2009 -
Last night's episode was all about heavy product placement. And looking good while wearing a scarf over your face, apparently. Though I found its events slightly more engaging than last week's snoozefest, it's hard to care about a group of girls running around a big-box store — especially when we've seen this challenge over and over.
- 7 Comments
Sep 24, 2009 -
Last night's episode was OK . . .
- 10 Comments
Sep 17, 2009 -
Even though it's the season of shorties, last night's episode was less about height (or lack thereof) and more about smize. You read that right, not size, smize. "What exactly is smize," you ask?
- 2 Comments
Sep 10, 2009 -
Get ready for season, er, cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model. (In my mind I always shout ANTM loudly, Oprah style.) This season there's a big change — take a guess what it is with my quiz — but the rest of the ingredients are all there: Tyra smiles with her eyes, Mr. Jay brings his big silver hair, Miss J continues to be amazingly fabulous, and Nigel is still smokin' hot. Oh ANTM, you've been missed.
- 12 Comments