
Although
most of you were rooting for Analeigh, she was not meant to be America's Next Top Model. Instead, McKey won that honor, which means we'll soon be treated to experiencing her life as a Cover Girl. Overall, this season fizzled toward the end, but as we all know, there's no shortage of would-be models vying to compete for next cycle.

Au revoir, Marjorie! At least she went out tipsy and happy, right? With only one episode left before we crown America's Next Top Model, I'm rooting for Analeigh because she's such a sweetheart, but I'm putting my money on McKey.

Huzzah! After last week's lackluster episode, Top Model has returned to its campy glory. Watching the girls run to their go-sees is always fun, even if it wasn't so enjoyable for poor, directionally challenged Marjorie.

As it turns out, breast implants hamper your chances of winning the high-fashion fest that is Top Model — or so it seems, as the voluptuous Sheena was too sexy for the show. (Her straddling a pole in her photo shoot probably didn't help matters.) Overall, is it just me or is this season losing momentum? Still, every Wednesday I'll watch to see what campy developments go down.